whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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