she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
