at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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