im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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