Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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