Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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