i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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