Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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