Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
