i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
