ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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