Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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