I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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