Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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