This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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