apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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