I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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