Dual....:-)
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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