What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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