If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
4 words: hood of his car
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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