No awkward lesbian experiences without me
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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