We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i just google imaged poop.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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