I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Blood and glitter go together right?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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