the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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