i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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