Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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