Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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