we're blogging at a bar
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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