He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Bring me that man meat
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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