Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
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