I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
