I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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