Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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