we're blogging at a bar
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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