Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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