Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
