Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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