I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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