Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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