fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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