Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
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