Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I accidentally had phone sex last night
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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