Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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