I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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