remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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