windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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