hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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