Whoa Z and x make the same sound
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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