Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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