some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I wish i was in the wii world.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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