think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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