"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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