Me too!
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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