Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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