belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
We named our party play list daddy issues
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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